Even
if most stupid-white-american-humans think that ninja movies,
quoting Darth_Sauron69: "SUCC AZZZ", they are very
realistic and show the honorable tradition of secret, sneaky,
back-stabbing, underground, mostly by poison assassinations in the most realistic
of lights.
Even
if some individuals in the Ninja society expressed their concern
that Ninja movies are going to reveal to much about the Ninja way
of life, I think that they did very well, and that they've given
the World something to worry about. Something that’s stopping
women, and children from sleeping easily, something that’s
stopping man from fully enjoying Monday Night Football.
I am an old man now, but still very effective in bed, and in the
arts of dispatching people on the orders of my masters. Even now,
I punish those who dared post such outrageous comments as
"retarded", "japan succz", "brain-cell
killin" and "ass-wipe material" on this cyber-space
gathering place of sissies and fat bastards from Texas, with my
trusted ninja stars, and tiger claws, and
disappear-in-a-cloud-of-smoke bombs. The anger of the ninja is not
something to take with
American-humor-show-laughter-in-the-background. It is a vengeance
that transcends logic, reason, and physics and eventually it's
going to kill everyone who dared to laugh in the face of the
Ninja.
Respect.
I
give this movie my highest rating: 5 nunchacks.
