Be
cause she is so sensitive, and nice to everybody around her. I bet
that if I asked her really nice to give me a hug she would do it.
Be cause she is the nicest person on the face of this Earth. And
people who don't believe me should go and rent "Another Meryl
Streep Drama" starring Meryl Streep and up&coming star
Glenn Knickerbocker and see how wrong they are. Be cause this
movie, if nothing else, proves that when there's a family crisis,
you should pray that Meryl Streep is your mother. Be cause unlike
my cow of a parent, Meryl Streep is right there next to you when
you accidentally kill your favorite ant colony by setting it on
fire with a magnifying glass. Or you
accidentally tragically burn to death your best friend. And Meryl
Streep would comfort you with kind words like: "Don't worry,
Alain is in a better place, now. Lets call his parents and tell
them that."
So
I hope that now you understand, that if you need comfort you
should call Meryl Streep. Unfortunately she's often busy, as her
agent always tells me. But one day Meryl Streep will find the time
and be my mommy for a while.
Glenn
Knickerbocker
SHIT!
I
mean, Drama-GirL,
